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Monday, November 26, 2012

Ho Ho Ho!......Hmmmm

Ho Ho Ho!
      Just a short holiday address to make up for the lack of recent material presented here lately. Now in keeping with the theme of these pages I wont get into mindless drivel like how to keep the dead tree you bought the day after thanksgiving green and healthy. It ceased being healthy the day they killed it and besides you are going to be assaulted on the morning 'news' programs by Christmas tree experts with advice for that type of thing. I am more concerned with Santa Claus. That's right Santa Claus. Do you want him getting black lung from coming down your filthy chimney? If you use it get it cleaned and inspected because chimney fires caused by creosote and soot build-up burn down houses every year and that cozy fire you are cuddled up to isn't as romantic if it's in the backyard cause your house burned down. Now what about the reindeer? What type of landing can they look forward to on your roof? Do you want them skidding off the end of your runway because of loose shingles or leaf build-up? The Winter here in Fl where I am is the perfect time to have your roof inspected and any repairs/replacement handled. Winter typically offers extended periods of dry weather and business is usually slow for roofers who will be happy to deal with you to keep their men working through the lean time of year for construction work. All standard due diligence applies so don't let holiday cheer get in the way of your due diligence. Check licenses, insurance, references, and the BBB rating for your roofing candidates. Don't wait till the spring rains to find out you have a problem and be told you have to wait because the roofer is really busy with all the other people who waited till the spring rains to find problems.
      What about the standard homeowner/renter preventative maintenance? Will Santa have to use the 'outdoor bathroom' if he has a little too much milk and cookies on board because your pipes froze? Even if you are renting you ought to do what you can to prevent this because it may be the landlords responsibility to fix it but you are the one without water and the landlords works fine so it won't be on a priority list.
      Is your electric bill eating all your Christmas cookie money? A lot of us are heating places in the home we don't need to. Do you have unused rooms in your house? If it is feasible then think about shutting the vents off in those rooms and closing the doors. This not only cuts down on sq footage being heated it also increases the airflow to the rooms you are heating warming them faster thereby decreasing the run time on your A/C unit. Heavy curtains on windows that are opened during the day let the sun help warm you up. Close them at night and they will help keep warmth in. Lower the thermostat at night most people sleep better slightly cooler and again it reduces the run time on the unit.
     I'll have more later after I catch up on the useless stuff being shoveled on TV and have time to figure out some of the good stuff that's being left out.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Things I don't understand.

Well I understand them but they don't make sense. Why should I fix the fence as a good faith gesture in order to persuade my landlord that doing the right thing might be the right thing to do? My walls are painted the color of dirt. Can I take white paint and add dirt to it in order to match the color? We have ants big enough to require a tire iron to dispatch should the landlord replace the rotten wood they live in or do I just keep swinging the tire iron? We paid a steep pet deposit so we could have our cat come stay with us. Nobody mentioned that the place already came furnished with about a dozen free cats that fight and screw all night for your sleeping pleasure (windows open A/C don't work yep I'll get right on that fence). Quick question....How many A/C repairmen does it take to look at a problem and not do anything for the problem not to be fixed? If you pay a roofer not to fix a leak does he owe you money? If so how many leaks do you need in order to retire. slippedcog.blogspot.com

Monday, October 8, 2012

What to do?

Well I have wrapped up the kitchen (not really). And the everyday maintenance is up to snuff (not a chance). So what do I do next? Well since it's a rental not a bunch but there are a couple things I can be prodded to do (and I WILL be prodded). It is technically Fall but here in Florida you would be hard pressed to get it to act that way. We are technically entering the 'dry' season and by dry season I mean it's raining almost every doggone day. And by Fall I mean it's marginally cooler and the bugs are just hitting their stride. I know I know qwitcher bitchen and get busy. Well I got a bottle of bug juice and I'm not afraid to use it. My next order of business will be winterizing. You would be right if you said to yourself "self" " "what is this fool talking about?" OK It will get chilly here for more than one day and if my slum...er...um...landlord is as good at fixing the heat as he is at fixing the A/C (Same problem, different season) it's gonna get chilly more than once. Gone are the days when I just didn't care and threw some clothes on and ignored it. Now I am older and like to sit around in my underwear and I just can't do that if I have to break the ice off the top of the commode to make last nights lasagna go to it's destiny. So I'm gonna figure out a few ways to seal this rat trap up and I will share them along the way. 

Sunday, September 23, 2012

slippedcog: Kitchen part III

slippedcog: Kitchen part III:        Well it's been awhile but I'm slowly getting there. One of the drawbacks of doing it slow is that the project takes so long. But as ...

slippedcog: Kitchen pt IV

slippedcog: Kitchen pt IV: Good golly part 4! I hope this doesn't turn into a project the length of an entire NFL season. No really the devil is in the details and th...

Friday, September 14, 2012

Kitchen pt IV

Good golly part 4! I hope this doesn't turn into a project the length of an entire NFL season. No really the devil is in the details and there is a never ending supply of details. When a project starts small and morphs into the neverending story you gotta start drawing lines and picking battles. You know how there are always little things to be done no matter what the status of a room is? Well I'm suggesting that in order to force the completion of the project those be turned into individual projects. For instance I still need to paint the old cabinet faces in order to call this project done. Well those cabinets are no longer part of the original project they are now simply on my honey-do list. They aren't holding anything up and can be handled over a weekend so they just got scratched from the major project. Electrical switches/receptacles...ditto. I can do them one at a time when I've got time. Changing out light/plumbing fixtures...same thing. The old ones still work so installing new ones can be handled on a case by case basis. Don't get overwhelmed if you're going it alone. The major stuff is done and now the rest can just run it's natural course. If I move the little stuff into the natural rotation of household maintenance chores they become much more manageable and I can move past the major project feeling where there is so much to do and it all needs to be done now so this project can be over. Since it's never really all done anyhow (there's always something) quit stressing. Besides I've been neglecting the yard and the rest of the house with a dedicated effort on the kitchen so I really need to spread myself around and handle the entire house again instead of just one project. See ya next time.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Kitchen part III

       Well it's been awhile but I'm slowly getting there. One of the drawbacks of doing it slow is that the project takes so long. But as far as I'm concerned having absolute control is a huge plus. Doing it yourself means you are not dependent on a contractors busy scheduling conflicts. If a contractor is running more than one job at once and only has the personnel to staff one at a time then you are caught in the middle of a juggling act that will only get worse if he picks up another job while yours is still incomplete. Also a full scale kitchen renovation requires the use of several different skilled trades and the contractor rarely has all of them on payroll so you get their busy schedules thrown into the mix. Now if you aren't up to all phases you can save time and have more control by being the contractor and having your own sub-contractors handle the work that way you have a hand in the scheduling and aren't leaving it up to one guy who may be great but is overwhelmed by all the demands on his time. But if you have all your players in on the project before it begins then they can tell you how much lead time they need to get you on their schedule. For instance if the framer tells you he's starting in the morning and will be done that day then you can call the plumber and electricians and give them a heads-up that you'll be ready for them the day after. Etc, etc,etc. Meanwhile the cabinet guys have had the prints for a couple weeks and have the cabinets ready and need to be informed when the drywall is finished so they can be building the countertops while the painter is busy cause you called him when the carpenter told you the drywall would be done and he can make sure he has all the paint and materials ready to go because you already picked out colors and other specs before the job began. You can see how complicated it all gets and scheduling around inspections, adding other trades if necessary (A/C, alarm, tile)and rain /snow delays all can slow it down. Now if a contractor is handling all of this for several jobs imagine how easily he can be overwhelmed and have all his jobs suffer for it. Bigger outfits solve this by having office people with specific jobs like scheduling, payroll, sales, message taking and forwarding as well as specialists to manage separate projects from start to finish. These 'project managers' act as mini-me reps for the contractor who has ultimate authority and responsibility. If you can afford this outfit that is great but remember you are paying for office staff, supplies, accounting, etc that have nothing to do with your job but all contribute to getting your job the attention it deserves. This long winded essay got a little off track but to get back to my summation. I managed to do it all myself. It took along time (I'm still handling details) but by biting off a piece at at time I am managing to get it done while maintaining a functional kitchen for the duration of the project which is a huge plus vs having it completely out of order for a week or more. Think about it. That kitchen sink along with all the appliances are getting pulled out of there on the first day and they aren't going back in till the end. Stay tuned for part IV